Someone's tackling the hard problems.
Fri, 07/23/2010 - 17:24 — Godlin
For only $9.99 you can make eggs easy to crack open.
Halleluja!
If the pilgrims had this contraption think about how different the world would have been!
We would be eating eggs for breakfast! Putting them in cakes! Oooh the Eggs we could have eaten.
Well, time's a wastin' now that we can get to the inside of those damn things.
I am going to dip bread in one all beaten up and fry it in butter.
Bless you EZCracker.
Because lord knows this is one cracker who likes things EZ.
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Eggs? Ya mean them hard oval thigs that drop out of chicken ass
Thu, 11/17/2011 - 21:40 — Anonymouses? There's something good in there? I always figured if there was it'd be like black walnuts and not worth the effort. Where can I find one of these things?
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