I had a goat once apon a time named Grindy. Grindy would spend his days grinding up blackberry bushes and pissing on his own beard. He made little poop pebbles that I once saw my dog eat before they hit the ground. He was a master at autofelatiation and stinking to high hell. You know what he smelled like? Goat milk. I can't touch the Chevre that the hoity-toity think is all the rage. It smells like Grindy. But you know what I never smelled a bunch of? A living pig. Dead ones are delicious. I'm not supposed to eat them, they are for the Goym, but shit.I do.

WHAT IF PIG MILK IS DELICIOUS? WHAT IF PIG CHEESE TASTES LIKE BACON? Why have I never heard of pig milk before?

Luckily there is a wonderful website dedicated to answering all little children's questions about pork here: www.pork4kids.com
They had pork games, other pork links and most important of all they answered my question.

Q: Why don't we drink pig milk?
A: That is a very good question. Sow milk is very nutritious and high in fat content. Sows produce a large amount of milk, providing a volume that is very similar to the production from cows. The reason that we do not milk pigs is because they are more difficult to restrain and they have several more teats than cows, making it difficult to milk them.

Bullshit. They are not trying hard enough to restrain the pig. I believe it is a conspiracy against the american public to keep little southern kids from drinking liquid bacon.

Share my vision: Hawaiian Pizza with bacon cheese. FEEL IT, PLEASE.