I am in Reno, Nevada.

It's a tiny little city with a bunch of defunct casinos and a lot of homeless cold people.

That part of it is weird.

It's also a bustling little art town that gets to pretty up where the casinos aren't with gambling taxes.

That part is rad.

There are tons of youngins here (20-somethings) that have created a new little community away from the washed up casino row and there's new vibe vibrating. It's colorful and creative and if I didn't hate the cold so much, I'd consider moving here.

It was so useless this year explaining how such a small dose of Triptophan, such as the one found in a plateful of turkey, is not enough to make a human tired. I just sounded like a parade raining downer trying to bring the rest of the table down with me. God! I am such a jerk.....but it's true. You get tired after Thanksgiving dinner because you just stuffed yourself.
http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/turkey.asp

while we're lore crushing, let me explode your mind.

The other day what I thought was a tear in the fabric of the universe was actually an HSU cycler getting some exercise. Here was my thought pattern:

Driving down the road, doo-ta-doo,
Whawazat?
The trees are moving!
No, it's the yellow lines in the road floating four feet up!
Nah, I'm having an acid flashback...Oh no!
Wait, wait, It's a bicycle riding down the road by itself!
OH, Shit.....It's the most unsafely dressed Cycler in all of the land.

It made my brain tired. At least I didn't kill him.

For only $9.99 you can make eggs easy to crack open.

Halleluja!

If the pilgrims had this contraption think about how different the world would have been!

We would be eating eggs for breakfast! Putting them in cakes! Oooh the Eggs we could have eaten.

Well, time's a wastin' now that we can get to the inside of those damn things.

I am going to dip bread in one all beaten up and fry it in butter.

Bless you EZCracker.

Because lord knows this is one cracker who likes things EZ.