We DO need another hero: The Dying of Whitney Houston

Dr. Foxmeat, staff

Today marks a sad day in both music and film history, as well as the world at large. I am sad to report that today, February 11th 2012, whitney houston has been found dead. She is probably best remembered for liking husband “Ike” Turner with whom she released several chart topping singles, as well as her hit solo songs “Private Dancer” and “What’s love got to do with it?”

Not content with merely topping the billboard charts, Whitney went on to star in such blockbuster hits as “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome” and the instant classic “Last Action Hero."

The Cause of her death is unkown at this time but considering the abuses Whitney suffered at the hands of ex-husband and musical partner Isaac “Ike” Wister Turner, foul play is not being ruled out. She also got totally messed up by Master Blaster when she was in the Thunderdome, with that big hammer. That is probably what killed her... that big ass hammer in Thunderdome.

Comments

seriously?

Tina Turner is not Whitney Houston.

River Deep, Mountain High

This is indeed a sad day. There may not have been a river deep enough or a mountain high enough to keep her from gettin to us, but it seems the bittersweet valley of death has finally and irrevocably partitioned us off from one another. RIP Whitney or rather "Aunty Entity" we shall miss you!

too soon

i want to dance with somebody
with somebody who loves me

really?

Are u really that retarded? Wow, u think a journalist would get their facts straight. If this isn't a joke, you should be embarrassed.

I don't know...

It was written by a doctor, so maybe you should be embarrassed.

hey chill...

You need to watch "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" again. Tell me to my face that isn't Whintey Hueston! I'm a huge Fan, don't disrespect the good people at Savage Henry for trying to bring you the news. I've met this Dr. before, he is very professional. i mean, to get a PHD you have to be. Sit back down son. Let the grownups converse. PEACE...... not.

Wow...

You just called a guy named Dr. Foxmeat a journalist... Halfwit...

-R.E. Dynamite

Dr. foxmeat is wrong

the jurnalist is talking about tina terner not whitney huoston. whitney huoston died not tina terner. get your facts strate. stupid paper if you ask me

Wow

Sweet baby Jeebus on a trampoline, you may actually be too dumb to live.

Wow

Sweet baby Jeebus on a trampoline, you may actually be too dumb to live.

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